IC ANON MEME

[not_good_not_wicked]

No Eric, don't link that one mask. You know the one. The-



Goddammit. You had to go there.

This is the IN CHARACTER ANONYMOUS MEME

1. Leave a blank comment for your characters
2. Respond to other people's comments telling them what you think of them or asking them questions.
3. But do it, like, anonymously! Oooh!
4. I'll put up some general prompts too

Comments

[miraculo]

--KEVIN?!

[ You read stuff like this??

Also un-anon because wow. ]

[unghosting]

-- MISS SANAE!

[Shit shit shit now he is in trouble shit --]

[miraculo]

You--- you read things that are... that have s-...smut... with h-heaving bosoms and.....several women?

[unghosting]

[There is no good answer for this question.]














...not all the time...

[miraculo]

[ He's been reading saucy and smutty porn all of this time! And now he's interested in harems!

That's-- he's a pervert! (Rather, Sanae is way too innocent.) What's worse is that she knows that he really does like Bulat! How can he be reading those things when he has Bulat!!! ] You.... you one-eyed little rat, sneaking behind everyone's backs to read these perverted 'romance' novels--!

[ SHOUTING NOW. ] HOW COULD YOU?!

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[unghosting]

I --

But --

It's --

[unghosting]

[You know what, he doesn't have to take this!!!]

What the hell would you know?! You're so naive you can't even tell when the real perverts are after you! Something like this is completely harmless!

[Ah shit, here we go --]

[miraculo]

Eeeeh? I-- I do not have perverts around me! Unless you count yourself!

[ omg second argument this day! ]

[unghosting]

And you never would have suspected a thing about me if it weren't for this!

-- because I'm not a pervert! I'm nothing but respectful to women!

[miraculo]

I always believe in the good in others! [ Huff huff. Crosses her arms. ] I guess I should thank this question thing to know the truth about you-- your... fantasizing!

[unghosting]

Well, maybe one day when you grow up and realize not everyone is a decent person, you'll also realize this is something most everyone who's been through puberty thinks about!

[What a terrible fight, there's no way he'll manage to get out of this one.]

[miraculo]

[ She's been through puberty! O b v i o u s l y. Also hggggg, she's trying to be more mature! She really is! ] S--...sure, they may think about it once in a while-- [ Sounds like she's admitting to thinking about it ~once in a while~ too. ] But! That's different than actively going out and re...reading those kinds of books!

[unghosting]

And I read those kinds of books once in a while. You know what I don't do? I don't have one night stands, or go out whoring, or stare at the waitresses in the pubs even when they wear low-cut blouses to get better tips, and just a couple of weeks ago a lovely pair of twins invited me home with them and I said no, and --

[He could keep going.]

[miraculo]

[ Aaaa, covering her ears. ] Of course you should say no to those twins--! You're in love with Bulat! [ Spilled the beans 'cause she's emotional. ] You can't go home with anyone or be reading all of those books-- because-- because you'd be... it'd be like being unfaithful to him! [ Suuuure, Sanae. Okay. ] Something like that-- when you're l...lonely, you should be with someone you love! Not be by yourself with a book of porn about ladies in waiting!

[unghosting]

I'm in love with like five people and he knows it and he reads them too!

[-- wait.]

I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH ANYBODY! [SCREECHING?!] I just -- I have -- dreadful fondnesses!

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[miraculo]

That's...

[ He's........... So wait. He is cheating on Bulat?? Or-- or-- he's reading porn with five different people in mind? All of these people are reading it?? WHAT'S GOING ON-- ]

[gather_ye_rosebuds]

Why are you so mad? They're just books.

[miraculo]

Ah-- L.... Lacie.

[ Calms down after seeing her. ] But they have... They have explicit content in them...

[gather_ye_rosebuds]

So? Glen used to write things like that all the time. Anyway, Kevin's not going out and doing what the books talk about, is he?

[Not that she'd care either way if he did. People like sex, you know?]

[miraculo]

[ ??? ] Er-- Glen?

[ And-- ] Er-- I don't know, he probably is. [ Huff huff. ]

[gather_ye_rosebuds]

The man who raised my brother and me. My brother had to proofread it.

So? It's just sex.

[miraculo]

[ Sh..........she said the word! She said it! ] Ah--- no... no, it's... That sort of thing is-- it's not 'just' anything!

[gather_ye_rosebuds]

Sure it is! It's completely natural, isn't it? People just build up a lot of ideas around it.

[miraculo]

Um... um... [ She's fidgety by now, looking away. Oh no, she doesn't want to argue with Lacie because...! Lacie is a Lady with a capital L, so she clearly knows what's best and right! But they've already gone through with a plan to 'help' Kevin, so... ] ...Anyway, we-- Oz and I-- we already wrote a romance novel together to give to Kevin. He'll read it, and, ah, hopefully he'll like this one better...

I've got a copy of it, if you'd like it, too.

[gather_ye_rosebuds]

[If you call her a Lady to her face, she will deny everything.]

[She gives a surprised grin, raising an eyebrow.]

Oz and you did?

[It cannot possibly be worse than the thinly-veiled self-inserts Glen used to write! And it'll probably even have comedic value.]

I've got to read this!