Player Introduction Post: October

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— PLAYER INTRODUCTIONS: OCTOBER —

Hey everyone! We request that everyone who has just joined the game to comment to this entry for your introduction. This is to prevent the community from getting over spammed and reduce clutter.

Feel free to format your introduction however way you want. Just be sure include your name, character(s), and any preferred method of contact.

So say hello and meet some new faces!

Comments

[pulsepistols]

Contrary to popular belief, murder does not solve everything. Murder is bad. Don't do that. Please.

[gr1m]

Well good thing there's no one here he wants to—

Wait. Oops.

How about encouraging kids to smash windows.

[pulsepistols]

If you have to murder then go for the monkey first. He's a tank, it's his job to take damage. Thanks. sorry winston

How about not that. Why not encourage kids to do good. Be heroes. Do the right thing. Like boyscouts almost. You like the boyscouts right.

[gr1m]

How about he goes after an old soldier instead because that's the one he really wants to dig his talons into HIGH ON HIS LIST so on and so fourth.

Winston may be second, he's not that fast.

Gotta do something with that destructive energy. No being heroes, heroes only get used and wrung dry of every single hope and want to do good until they're no longer useful and fade into obscurity. Don't be a hero. Boyscouts are okay.

[pulsepistols]

Leave the old man alone why would you ever want to go after him anyway. He just wants to play golf and make sure people stay off his lawn. Yup. Nothing else.

And no, being heroes is going to happen! Wrongs are going to be righted! Fight the good fight, fight for the future with all of Overwatch! With all your favourite heroes that everyone loves and adores. Even you!

... I think. Maybe. Who are you again? You're not Jack so it's hard to remember.

[gr1m]

Because reasons, like thinking salt is a spice.

This is why things exploded.