NOW KISS

[justpastdawn]

 ✾ MISTLETOE MEME ✾

All right guys, since we can't do this in-game, we shall have an OOC meme for it instead! Nothing will carry over into the game, so just have fun with it. Here's how it works:

• You are stuck under a random mistletoe.
• There is a note on said mistletoe.
• Whoever comes within range will be pulled under the mistletoe and also be stuck.
• Now you both have to do what the note says to get unstuck.
• EMOTIONS ARE STILL IN EFFECT so have fun with that.

The "orders" range from cordial to making out, so state your preferences. Feel free to mix and match them, too. Here are your options:

1. Hug. Easy enough. Can be a simple hug or a giant bear hug.
2. Kiss on the cheek. For those who might be a little shier.
3. Kiss on the hand. For those who want to be...well whatever kissing on the hand invokes. Charming? Dashing?
4. Kiss on the lips. 1-2-3 KISS. This is the tame version of the next one.
5. Make-out for five minutes. As described on the tin.


Blatantly copied over from last year. Have fun!

Comments

[heartofalioness]

[Meanwhile, Allura has no power over the fourth wall so she has no idea what Kevin's blithering about. Instead he'll just get a very strong impression of an eyeroll.]

Very well, give me a few minutes.

[Thankfully, between conversations with Lance and Matt, Allura is VERY skilled at getting to the roof by now.]

Mister Kevin?

[justpastdawn]

Princess! How kind of you to come to my rescue.

[Kevin, who is very well accustomed to rooftops, has made himself at home and is lying flat on his back with his legs up against the chimney. Also he is eating chocolate, which he waves at the princess as she approaches. Look, he shall share, and make this worth her while, okok.]

[heartofalioness]

[Of course he is. Siiiigh well, if he's offering... she'll sit with her legs neatly folded to one side and start nibbling at one that looks like it might have strawberry cream inside.]

Thank you. Just a hug, is it?

[Because if you think the princess is sparing with her hugs, she's even more so with kisses.]

[justpastdawn]

I'd have never asked for anything more from you.

[Chivalry!!! Kevin flips over and rights himself with an uncanny amount of grace for a man who's basically rolling around on somebody's rooftop.]

If I were ever to be caught under one of the kissing-plants and there was no one around who wanted such a thing from me, I'd summon Mister Bulat right away. He is My Mister Knight in Shining Armor, you know! But he'd still laugh at me if he knew I was stuck on a roof in want of a hug, so here we are.

[heartofalioness]

[Here we are. Ah, Kevin Kevin Kevin. Still better free the poor man, so she'll hold out her arms for him. She can at least give him a hug.]

In that case, I'd be happy to help.

[justpastdawn]

[Kevin Kevin Kevin indeed. He perks up and scoots forward to receive his hug. It will be a polite and gentlemanly hug despite the genuine warmth in it, and Allura may even manage to forget that what Kevin really deserves here is to be picked up and tossed of the roof as soon as he's free of the mistletoe.





Okay, but Keith's "screaming unholy murder" voice is so precious, though.]

[heartofalioness]

[Awww such a good hug indeed~ And really, it is a very nice hug, and Allura's sincere on her end as well... but then adds a bit of a squeeze before he can disengage, a decidedly wicked twinge to her smile.]

Now, what have we learned about putting spiders under my paladins' pillows, Mister Kevin~?

[justpastdawn]

[Kevin goes very still. He may not be able to see that smile, trapped in this hug as he is, but he can sense it with the same feral instincts that will one day detect harisen attacks coming from his own princess.]

...the way you say that...there is one correct answer and several wrong ones, isn't that so...?

[heartofalioness]

There's only one way to really know, isn't there~?

[justpastdawn]

[Kevin drums his fingers on Allura's shoulder.]

I am...

[Contemplate, contemplate.]

...not supposed to do it...?

[This sounds likely.]

[heartofalioness]

And will you~?

[Because nice try, Kevin, but people do things they're not supposed to all the time.]

[justpastdawn]

Well, no.

[And he's not lying! Because:]

It's really only funny the first time, you know, princess.

[heartofalioness]

[....... Siiiiigh these useless maroon paladins.]

I suppose that will have to do for now... [Fine, she'll let him go then.

Don't worry, Sparkly Purple Friend, the mice might help you with a prank someday.]

[justpastdawn]

[Score, got out of it! Kevin sparkles unrepentantly.]

You know I wouldn't do anything really mean, right? [Just to be sure, as Kevin withdraws also. And offers her another chocolate, because it can't hurt.] Keith will have his heart attack, and then he'll come back at me with something twice as awful. It'll give him something fun to do.

...anyway last week he went through my candy drawer at work and replaced all of my jelly beans with black ones, so it was my turn.

[Remember that whole thing where Keith trolled Lance by claiming the radio was breaking up and they were going to leave him handcuffed to that tree? Yeah, Kevin's taken that particular streak and cracked it wiiiiiiide open. Alas. Alack.]

[heartofalioness]

[RIP Allura's blood pressure.]