Player Introduction Post: April

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— PLAYER INTRODUCTIONS: APRIL —

Hey everyone! We request that everyone who has just joined the game to comment to this entry for your introduction. This is to prevent the community from getting over spammed and reduce clutter.

Feel free to format your introduction however way you want. Just be sure include your name, character(s), and any preferred method of contact.

So say hello and meet some new faces!

Comments

[ohrlyeh]

HELLO HELLO EMPATHEIAS I am very much new meat who goes by the name of Crystal, who is dragging in a guy with a very familiar name: H.P. Lovecraft. He hails from the manga Bungou Stray Dogs, which is a manga where authors-who-aren't-really-authors beat each other up with superpowers, finally answering the real questions we've all been asking, like "who would win in a fight between Edgar Allan Poe and Edogawa Ranpo"? (The answer's Ranpo, if you were wondering.)

H.P. Lovecraft is basically a reject from a Junji Ito manga who has the personality of Eeyore and basically just wants everyone to leave him alone so he can go and sleep for, like, a few thousand years, which is very relatable. He likes chocolate and ice cream and being paid tribute and being questionably human, and is technically a bad guy in that he works for F. Scott Fitzgerald (who is a bad guy). Overall, though, he just kind of comes off as really spacey and slow and seriously unconcerned about 98% of things that happen, so if you don't bother him, he (probably) won't bother you.

(OH and I am totally fine with characters ICly recognizing his name, he isn't the author and hasn't written a thing in his life, but I'm fine with people making reference to him if Lovecraft's a thing in their world!)

His alignment is Sosyne because he's 1000% calm about everything. Please hit me up at vampirize if you haven't yet, I can't wait to play with you all!!

[creativenonfiction]

ugh

[ohrlyeh]

slams you into a cliff very casually

[creativenonfiction]

days since kunikida's been a damsel: 0

[ohrlyeh]

thanks for the sleep aid in the form of bullets by the way, best nap he's had in ages tbh

[creativenonfiction]

AT LEAST LET HIM FEEL COOL ABOUT THAT

[ohrlyeh]

ok sure









you know, on second thought, nah

[litcircle]

questionably human is very generous

[ohrlyeh]

what are you talking about he walks and talks and breathes air like all fellow homo sapiens who he is definitely a part of because he is not at all a monster in disguise, no way, 1000% normal here, don't see anything wrong with this picture

[litcircle]

i mean

sure

seems legit




probably

[ohrlyeh]

normal humans can rotate their heads 180 degrees right???

[litcircle]

i mean

dazai has probably tried it so yeah. bonding points.

[luxuriant]

ok but inquiring minds need to know if he will ever come out of the faucet of a bathtub at fake author/cross canon cr house

[creativenonfiction]

nO

[ohrlyeh]

hello it is your friendly neighborly lovecraft here to clog your drain with unnecessary tentacles and general discomfort

(yes)

[luxuriant]

HELL YEAH

[complit]

wanna beat the odds and hang out

[ohrlyeh]

sure bro you got a cool weird coat like he does and generally ruins lives like he does so yeah, sure, let's slap around people and complain about it

[complit]

man that sounds hella sweet how do you feel about slums

[ohrlyeh]

he has an absolutely neutral opinion on slums

honestly just buy a chocolate bar and throw it in the slums and and he's totally in

[complit]

"surprisingly easy" - lovecraft empazon reviews, 4.5 stars

[opportunitycosts]

First I got historical figures, now I have authors who are not authors...HOW DEEP WILL THIS GO. WHO WILL COME NEXT!?

That all aside, welcome, Crystal! I'm Laena, the head mod, so if you have any questions, feel free to ask o/ Feel free to add me on plurk if you ever need anything! It's laenavesse. In terms of my roster, I play Alvin (Tales of Xillia 2), Shizuo (Durarara!!), Hak (Akatsuki no Yona), and Canach (Guild Wars 2).

[ohrlyeh]

THANK YOU FOR ACCEPTING ME TO YOUR WONDERFUL GAME and gosh who knows, if more people app from this dumb canon we might have people like Nathaniel Hawthorne and Mark Twain show up, it could happen

Very nice to meet you, Laena! Added you right away on plurk, can't wait to play with all of your cool characters!

[dragonsinmy]

Great now I want to know if he'd get along with Eeyore.

Hi there, I'm Alex. I play Alice Margatroid of the Touhou, Saber of the Fate/ and Sayaka Miki of the Madoka Magica, who just got in.

[ohrlyeh]

HE PROBABLY WOULD, HONESTLY, they could get together and gripe about life for ages, they'd be best bros

Nice to meet you, Alex! Can't wait to play with you, I'm familiar with Madoka Magica so I'm excited to see Sayaka around!!