IC Anon Meme 2k16

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- IC ANON MEME -
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❀ All posts are IC, however this entire post is not considered game canon.
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Recently, it has come to my attention that I possess such a terribly old-fashioned vocabulary that the young people are aghast at my ignorance of various amusing slang terms.





So, give me all your best swears, if you please. :V

[(Anonymous)]

get off the meme, reginald james thras, eq.

/googly eyes

[(Anonymous)]

hi thras

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

A boneless chicken avocado shrinkage disaster.

..At least I think that's how it went. It certainly is a creative insult.

[(Anonymous)]

You know, I still never figured out what that's supposed to mean.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, it certainly fit the one who was called that.

[(Anonymous)]

So you know what it means? Tell me, please!

[(Anonymous)]

Well, it isn't really appropriate for me to speak of.

[(Anonymous)]

now i wanna eat chicken avocado...

OP

[(Anonymous)]

...I can think of a few people who could benefit from knowing this sort of insult and will be sure to pass it along, thank you

[(Anonymous)]

Thorns and brambles, or if someone is a particular pest I would call them a weed. Or a hideous blight if I am feeling cruel enough.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

"Hideous blight". I like that!

Am I to understand, then, that your people are, ah. Plant-oriented?

[(Anonymous)]

Well, we are plants, yes. But frustration is the same for us all and a weed is a weed regardless if it is flora or fauna, so I think that they still apply!

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know if it's old fashioned, but where I come from from there is v.ishante kaffas. It literally translates to "You shit on my tongue." Alternatively, there's just kaffas, which is merely "shit." Don't think there's much of a ring to that, but to each their own.

[(Anonymous)]

Forget swears, and focus on a good comeback.

Someone calls you eye candy? Tell them you'll make their eyes into candy.

[unghosting]

[Aaaaaaaaaaaand anon fail is go.]

THAT IS A TERRIBLE CONCEPT IN EVERY SENSE???

[(Anonymous)]

W-weeaboo!

[(Anonymous)]

iyaaan, doctor-senpai

[(Anonymous)]

it's cool to abbreviate a lot these days. here's a list of some favs from the hip and happening

LOL: short for Lousy Old Layabout. shortening it keeps it trendy. must be pronounced in uppercase. add periods if you want more emphasis
pwn: short for "pawn." emphasis on how unoriginal or easily swayed they are. eg, "God, did you see that, that was such a pwn."
wifi: pronounced "whiffy," used to decry someone's lack of hygiene. can be metaphorical. as in, say, "I don't understand this wifi here at all."

it's a short list because it's also abbreviated. hope this helps. gl

[(Anonymous)]

No, you should be setting a good example.

[(Anonymous)]

they are, it's good to be well informed

[(Anonymous)]

Perhaps so, indeed. But swearing indicates a loss of class and control. It is nothing but the bane of good conversation.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

The loss of class and control is precisely the point. When you've got to spend most of the day going about being polite to the aristocracy and disguising your true thoughts behind diplomatic protocol, there's not much that's more satisfying spouting language that would give them all apoplexy, you know?

Helps to reassert your identity as a mere servant amongst the glittering throng.