My hair style has to be very precise and precision like that takes a copious amount of hairspray! Perfection has to be made, as you well know. So what if a slight spark could set me entirely on fire? That's the price I must pay!

But there has to be something you can change my hair with that's fireproof. You are a brilliant doctor after all.

[Amazing how this topic went from Alphys wanting to write fanfiction to being entirely about him. As about 97% of their conversations probably go.]