[WOW THAT IS IT. you've done it now, you old geezer, because she is offended.]

Funny? Funny? This face is perfectly cute! I'll have you know that I almost had an entire spread in the Weekly Sorcerer. [...well, except her friends totally messed that opportunity up for her, but hey, who's keeping track? she sure isn't. have a haughty sniff as she banishes that thought from her mind.] Where did you learn how to treat a lady, anyway?