[also man i have no idea how you want to do this... ASSUMING OSWALD AT LEAST KNOWS JACK'S HERE--
And Jack sure is here, because wherever a sleeping dingus is, the wakeful dingus will follow. The park is one of his favorite places to be, anyway. Even if the city center is interesting in its own right, he's always preferred the open freshness of fields and trees and quaint little babbling brooks. This park isn't exactly perfection, but it sure comes close...!
Except today there's more than just the crazy bloodthirsty heathen birds to deal with, oops. He watches as a cheese wheel goes whizzing past, donuting into the nearest pond with an audible thunk and sinking down into the silt. Bye, cheese wheel... You hardly had a chance to live. And oh-- there's sleeping beauty now! About to be pulverized by some dairy...! He may be a rude shanking mess, but he's not about to let Oswald get megamurdered by a wayward ingredient on a party platter either. Just as another wheel comes whizzing from the sky with murderous intent, he reaches out to snatch it up with both hands, spinning on his heel and neatly dropping it on the ground beside him.]
You know, this might just be an even worse idea than falling asleep near a pond.
ELECTRIC SLIDES IN HERE YODELING LOUDLY
And Jack sure is here, because wherever a sleeping dingus is, the wakeful dingus will follow. The park is one of his favorite places to be, anyway. Even if the city center is interesting in its own right, he's always preferred the open freshness of fields and trees and quaint little babbling brooks. This park isn't exactly perfection, but it sure comes close...!
Except today there's more than just the crazy bloodthirsty heathen birds to deal with, oops. He watches as a cheese wheel goes whizzing past, donuting into the nearest pond with an audible thunk and sinking down into the silt. Bye, cheese wheel... You hardly had a chance to live. And oh-- there's sleeping beauty now! About to be pulverized by some dairy...! He may be a rude shanking mess, but he's not about to let Oswald get megamurdered by a wayward ingredient on a party platter either. Just as another wheel comes whizzing from the sky with murderous intent, he reaches out to snatch it up with both hands, spinning on his heel and neatly dropping it on the ground beside him.]
You know, this might just be an even worse idea than falling asleep near a pond.