Wow. Rude, much? What is it with you peacocks and the self-importance thing. Is it the tail? Because not all of us can drag half a ton of feather behind us, bub.

[Okay, no. Breathe. Deep breaths. In. Out. He does not want to be stabbed by the peacock. That is not how he wants to go. ]

HEY, I'll have you know I have an important position in the palace! I'm the adviser to the Grand Vizier. That's vital.

[Technically he WAS that- but he could be again if Aladdin just sucked it up and took the damn job already. ]