[This is what Zazu gets for still willingly spending any amount of time with Iago. He brought this on himself. Iago flaps over to meets Zazu's down-his-beak look with a well placed sarcastic eyeroll. ]

Because I can buy things with them, come on, Zazu, get with the program. Think about it, you can get...whatever it is that makes you happy with enough of these babies.

I'm gonna go with 'watching paint dry'. You could do that for hours- you could BUY people to paint walls just so you could watch them dry.