[One Kevin Regnard is out having a go at helping with the pumpkins today. Truthfully, this process is breaking his heart a little...on account of he has a mobile jack-o'-lantern monster from an incident a few years ago living at home in his greenhouse and she is his precious pumpkin princess, and so it's even more a shame that this batch isn't responding to any nice methods of discouragement. He can't exactly smuggle any of them home at this size, either, so as a swordsman and an Enforcer it's basically his duty to go about chopping the legs off of these things and he's been telling himself to think of the pies and it should be pretty easy to get this one now that it is flyi --
Wait.
Having been about to go for the vines, Kevin pauses in bafflement to watch the thing float, and is thus in prime striking range when it plummets. He manages to scurry back away from it and avoid the bulk of the worst, but this is going to make laundry a delight for sure when he gets home. He's just waving his sword a bit to free the blade of pumpkin gooze when he hears the nervous laughter just off to his right.]
...was that you, making it float like that?
[No doubt Scorpius is thrilled to have attracted the attention of a guy with a sword in his hand. On the plus side, what with all the purple in his hair and clothing, the orange actually looks quite fetching on him. In a loud kind of way.]
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Wait.
Having been about to go for the vines, Kevin pauses in bafflement to watch the thing float, and is thus in prime striking range when it plummets. He manages to scurry back away from it and avoid the bulk of the worst, but this is going to make laundry a delight for sure when he gets home. He's just waving his sword a bit to free the blade of pumpkin gooze when he hears the nervous laughter just off to his right.]
...was that you, making it float like that?
[No doubt Scorpius is thrilled to have attracted the attention of a guy with a sword in his hand. On the plus side, what with all the purple in his hair and clothing, the orange actually looks quite fetching on him. In a loud kind of way.]