[Minato wasn't exactly here by choice, but didn't really mind, either. People seemed to be having a good time (or, at least, not a bad time), and despite everything he's just rolling with it.]

I'm Moony Pantaloonie. Nice to meet you. I'm the guy who opens the door. [He can't remember the actual term at the moment, but who cares? It's just roleplay. As for scene, detective plus door equals...] I guess there was a break-in?