[Iago is not thrilled with the idea of people reading his mind. He thrives on people not being able to figure him out right off the bat. You can't con and manipluate people if they can see right into your head. He's going to test his out, of course, to know for certain. In the most obnoxious way possible. Congrats, folks, enjoy the terrible screeching now resounding in your head.]
Is this mind reading thing for real? HEY? Can someone hear this? OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE.
D.1- Diamonds are a bird's best friend
[Iago always dreamed of the day it rained diamonds. He figured it was just that- a dream, on account of the fact that nature tended to not make it rain expesnive jewels, but also on account of the fact the universe generally liked crapping on his hopes and dreams. Mostly that second one.
But here he is. In a shower of diamonds. Iago can be found flying through the air (likely getting walloped by the rocks as he does so) snatching diamonds out of the air with his feet. Anyone trying to beat him to the wonderful treaure, will find a tiny, angry parrot turning on them.]
Hey! Finders keepers, ya moron! [He lands to give whoever it is a light THWAP with a stubby little wing.] Stop being so grabby. They're mine.
E.2 - Rolling a natural 20
[This is absolutely and completely weird. Iago's concept of 'weird' has become considerably wider since spending a lot of time with the Genie. You really do have to learn to expect anything at any moment in time, and just roll with it. He still doesn't understand half of what that blue lunatic does. But this- this he is not rolling with. He is absolutely sure he's been captured by a crazy cult with possibly world-dominating plans, and frankly he is 100% done with that kind of thing.
Wherever you are, you'll very suddenly have a concerned looking parrot landing on your shoulder. He glances around, to see if anyone is listening, before speaking in about as much a hushed tone as he can manage. It's not all that quiet. ]
Pssst! Do these people come across as ga-ga to you? I'm getting a ga-ga vibe. I don't think it's just me. It's not just me, right?
Iago | Aladdin series
[Iago is not thrilled with the idea of people reading his mind. He thrives on people not being able to figure him out right off the bat. You can't con and manipluate people if they can see right into your head. He's going to test his out, of course, to know for certain. In the most obnoxious way possible. Congrats, folks, enjoy the terrible screeching now resounding in your head.]
Is this mind reading thing for real? HEY? Can someone hear this? OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE.
D.1- Diamonds are a bird's best friend
[Iago always dreamed of the day it rained diamonds. He figured it was just that- a dream, on account of the fact that nature tended to not make it rain expesnive jewels, but also on account of the fact the universe generally liked crapping on his hopes and dreams. Mostly that second one.
But here he is. In a shower of diamonds. Iago can be found flying through the air (likely getting walloped by the rocks as he does so) snatching diamonds out of the air with his feet. Anyone trying to beat him to the wonderful treaure, will find a tiny, angry parrot turning on them.]
Hey! Finders keepers, ya moron! [He lands to give whoever it is a light THWAP with a stubby little wing.] Stop being so grabby. They're mine.
E.2 - Rolling a natural 20
[This is absolutely and completely weird. Iago's concept of 'weird' has become considerably wider since spending a lot of time with the Genie. You really do have to learn to expect anything at any moment in time, and just roll with it. He still doesn't understand half of what that blue lunatic does. But this- this he is not rolling with. He is absolutely sure he's been captured by a crazy cult with possibly world-dominating plans, and frankly he is 100% done with that kind of thing.
Wherever you are, you'll very suddenly have a concerned looking parrot landing on your shoulder. He glances around, to see if anyone is listening, before speaking in about as much a hushed tone as he can manage. It's not all that quiet. ]
Pssst! Do these people come across as ga-ga to you? I'm getting a ga-ga vibe. I don't think it's just me. It's not just me, right?
G- Hit me with anything!