You can't do what you want unless I cooperate with you and I'm not going to. We're not going to play this 'friendship is magic' game because there's no room in my life for you here.

[ How the hell else can he explain this, augh ]

Besides, I've got a date tonight so you better leave before he gets here. And, no, you don't have to worry about me hitting on you or any of that just because my sexual preference involves both genders. Especially because you're not my type at all and I don't hit on straight guys.