I don't even know why you want to bother with me when most of the time all I want to do is punch you in the dick.

[ Not just because of that though. It's also. You have Mai in a way he'll never have her. She's beyond his reach and so are you. Which is why he denies being friends with either of you. It's easier that way for him. If he pushes you both away he won't be reminded of the times they had together when they weren't fighting- when they were actually okay. Not in a romantic way or a sexual way, but just a natural sort of camaraderie. Like sure he got into a lot of fights with you, but Mai had always figured out a way to calm them both down. ]

One day you'll realize how wrong you are, Kazuraba. And when that day comes, I won't be around for you to find because I'll have already left.