No way. It looks super weird. I think the topping is actual gum, too.
[Which, she can't prove that. She didn't watch them make the food, but the bubblegum taste has to come from somewhere, right? And that "cheese" is suspiciously pink.]
You wanna try some later? Bet tasting this flavor would make you a pizza expert.
[Truly, this is how pizza expertise is measured. Try a weird flavor, become an expert. No tests needed.]
no subject
[Which, she can't prove that. She didn't watch them make the food, but the bubblegum taste has to come from somewhere, right? And that "cheese" is suspiciously pink.]
You wanna try some later? Bet tasting this flavor would make you a pizza expert.
[Truly, this is how pizza expertise is measured. Try a weird flavor, become an expert. No tests needed.]