I'm twelve.

[he says as flatly as possible, feeling more and more annoyed as this conversation goes on. he would think she's mistaking him for his father, except that she ought to know he's long dead at this point. besides, she started out calling him "kakashi"...]

And who worries about a wedding when a war is on, hm? Stop messing around. Just because we're not there doesn't mean it isn't happening.