[ See, this is the thing, when you're a halfblood demigod son of Poseidon you get used to water being a wacky thing with you. So it isn't as if Percy is too perturbed by how the puddle in front of him waxes and wanes like a rapid cycling moon, nor is it surprising that it's happening. He knows why it's happening and what's causing it. But what does get him is that he's used to actually thinking it to make it happen, not feeling it. Well, actually he's used to that-- but not like this. ]
I feel like someone gave me a credit card and then told me I had no restrictions or liabilities in whatever I choose to buy. Is this considered emotional fraud? Am I a criminal in the eyes of emotional warfare?
[ Yes, that was the smart thing to say. Very Percy. Much Jackson. At the same time, he feels kind of dumb for saying it. Foot in mouth moment? yes. ]
[ C ]
[ It doesn't take much to amuse Percy Jackson. Why would it when being the Son of Poseidon means that he has ADHD because his nerves and being are all attuned to battle and reflexes he never knew he had before he found out he was-- well, half a god. So he broadcasts through a very wide area, thinking this out ]
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
[ So he likes the the little train who could. Sue him if you want ]
[ G ]
[ What is the first thing Percy can do in this very moment, right now, when he's so very very VERY bored? Stand on the edge of a cliff over the waters, blast a boombox to its maximum volume and making it play, "I'm on a Boat," by the Lonely Island, while he uses both his emotions and his godly powers to make the waters rise and splash around him dramatically.
Listen, when you're Percy Jackson this kind of thing makes sense, alright? So why not take the time to stop him from being a giant tool and maybe kick the boombox off the cliff for your sanity as well. ]
PERCY JACKSON | halfblood chronicles
[ See, this is the thing, when you're a halfblood demigod son of Poseidon you get used to water being a wacky thing with you. So it isn't as if Percy is too perturbed by how the puddle in front of him waxes and wanes like a rapid cycling moon, nor is it surprising that it's happening. He knows why it's happening and what's causing it. But what does get him is that he's used to actually thinking it to make it happen, not feeling it. Well, actually he's used to that-- but not like this. ]
I feel like someone gave me a credit card and then told me I had no restrictions or liabilities in whatever I choose to buy. Is this considered emotional fraud? Am I a criminal in the eyes of emotional warfare?
[ Yes, that was the smart thing to say. Very Percy. Much Jackson. At the same time, he feels kind of dumb for saying it. Foot in mouth moment? yes. ]
[ C ]
[ It doesn't take much to amuse Percy Jackson. Why would it when being the Son of Poseidon means that he has ADHD because his nerves and being are all attuned to battle and reflexes he never knew he had before he found out he was-- well, half a god. So he broadcasts through a very wide area, thinking this out ]
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
[ So he likes the the little train who could. Sue him if you want ]
[ G ]
[ What is the first thing Percy can do in this very moment, right now, when he's so very very VERY bored? Stand on the edge of a cliff over the waters, blast a boombox to its maximum volume and making it play, "I'm on a Boat," by the Lonely Island, while he uses both his emotions and his godly powers to make the waters rise and splash around him dramatically.
Listen, when you're Percy Jackson this kind of thing makes sense, alright? So why not take the time to stop him from being a giant tool and maybe kick the boombox off the cliff for your sanity as well. ]