[An arm she'll gladly take. What negative thoughts? NOTHING'S WRONG. EVERYTHING'S FINE. MY MOTHER IS DEFINITELY NOT LIVING HERE AND 14 YEARS OLD AGAIN.]

Well, I was asked to help out something called a "ghost tour"! It's my job for the day to make this place seem scary. So I've been practicing my "oh no"s and "help me"s!

[...yeaaah and the fact that they're not. genuine. at all. might be why it's not working.]