heartofalioness: (What is WRONG with you?!?!?!)
Princess Allura ([personal profile] heartofalioness) wrote in [community profile] empatheias_ooc 2017-02-18 03:43 am (UTC)

["Ah you found your soulmate, huh, Miss?"]

If by that you mean this is the one your product forced me to crash into, then yes, you're correct.

["Aw, come on, he's not THAT bad looking. Haven't you ever read Beauty and the Beas--" And that's all the salesman can get out before Allura SLAPS him, the light surrounding the stand becoming a burning orange and the air summer hot.]

The list of reasons WHY this man isn't my soulmate is very, very long, but I will NOT have you insult him, especially for something so petty and ethnocentric as his looks! My CHIEF complaint is that your product is not only falsely advertised and a hazard to private and public safety, but you ALSO put it on without my consent! Now you WILL take this ring back, you will NOT charge either of us a cent, and I would STRONGLY recommend you report this to whomever is paying you to foist these on innocent people!

[The salesman gulps. "S-sure thing, ma'am. Just um, just one thing..."]

Which is...?

["The uh, the ring won't come off unless you two hug? Meaningfully?"]

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