Yes. I am definitely wearing them. Wow, they feel so much better with the hole in them! You certainly are the greatest.

[ if the stilted way he's talking doesn't give it away completely, the sudden breeze revealing the silk fabric certainly might, though he doesn't see it. it starts to slip and dangle, intertwined with the navy blue and yellow fabric that firmly wrapped around his neck and on his shoulders. ]

Man, that thief won't know what hit them!

[ sweat... ]