"...I'm not cutting off my finger." Because yeah, that would also be the next most logical course of action here. So he's just going to have to excuse her snark there. At least for the moment, or however long he wants to hang around her. Hugging and general fluff is also out of the question, that stuff cramps her style hardcore man.

Then again he looks half-way decent, maybe she could do something with him? Like make him pay for her lunch?