[William grimaced a bit at that disclaimer and tried to twist a moment, only to find it still fruitless.]

Don't apologize. It's the stupid rings!

[And then, after a moment, he let his shoulders sag, sighing.]

Let us calm down and then figure it out from here. I think struggling is just making it worse. Like being in quick sand.

[And people are looking as they pass by. Oh blast it all. There goes his reputation.]