[To be fair, he immediately looks somewhat embarrassed at the thought. Something like that could only be so sappy as to come from human minds.]

Complete strangers having to find meaning in an embrace. Sounds like a curse to me.

[Still, complaining about it wouldn't get them anywhere.]

...Fine. If it must be meaningful, there is no reason we cannot choose what meaning it might have, right? No doubt we could come to some sort of accord or common ground on that.

So knowing that, I shall start by properly introducing myself. I am Valvatorez, Prinny Instructor, vampire, and demon from the Netherworld of Hades.