[He settles down a little, and then looks at the ring shoved onto his hand. It lightly pulsed once or twice... for now, looked like it was content. But for how long?]

It doesn't seem to be reacting much anymore. Maybe now we can be rid of them.

[He reached for the ring and attempted to pull it off. No dice. Even straining with some of his strength, it wouldn't budge.]

Damn thing! Come off!

[He soon gives up, not making any progress.]

If these things are cursed... I will personally drag those sales reps back to Hades for re-education.