[Apollo was not as lucky as Klavier on the way down. It wasn't a far enough fall to do actual damage, but he's not convinced his tailbone isn't broken. He's not really a guy who curses, but being about 40% covered in sewage (and surely bruised) prompted an uncharacteristically colorful stream of complaints. As Klavier strikes the wall and then thinks better of touching anything, Apollo gingerly picks himself up, shaking the filth off his hands.]
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Your considerably worse day?!