With enough hard work and effort, I'm sure that you could! Whether or not it would taste good would be another matter.

[And the now confused bandit... just... inches away, and then takes off at a run. Of course, another one replaces him to try to attack Valvatorez. Rather unsuccessfully, as he just simply sidesteps the incoming vertical swipe.]

I don't believe any of these men are lost causes... just that their schooling might take more years than they have left. Good thing they'll all become Prinnies! There will be plenty of time then!