[What a strange person. Going from being rude to...asking for stories? In the span of about a half second. What was going on in that brain of his.]

I...what? I'm sorry, did you just go from insulting me to asking questions.

[...In all honesty, she has no idea what to do in this situation. She is quite literally trapped in the orbit of a madman, with no end in sight. Setting her jaw, she tried to keep from sounding petulant, bearing this with the limitless patience of a Jedi. Or, the somewhat strained patience of a Padawan.]

I'd appreciate an apology first. Then i'll tell you a story.