[The fool who shoved the "free sample" ring onto him made the usual mistake of thinking the wearer is right-handed. Most people seem to think that. Zoro, however, is left-handed, so when he flinches, he turns so that the only fingers available to stick a ring on are on his right hand.
So anyone who feels that ring's pull to locate a green-haired, left-handed swordsman with only one eye will find him even more grouchy than usual.]
Get off me! Geez, what's with the touchy-feely people around this place?
E
[Why aren't we out of the sewers yet? That would probably be 100% Zoro's fault. Every tunnel he turns down is the wrong one, he's backtracked on his own path at last three times, and he is the first to admit that it is not at all his fault. At all. Never. Nope. He couldn't possibly be the one who keeps getting completely, utterly lost. But does that mean the thickening sludge is due to his irritation, or that of the person with him who keeps getting blamed for not knowing the way out?]
I swear you wouldn't know your ass from your elbow without a diagram. It's this way! Water flows toward the sea, don't you know??
F
[Now this is more like it.
Zoro doesn't give two shits if he's on the side of the Enforcers, all he wants to do is tear shit up and this is the best opportunity afforded to him. As soon as the two airships come within range of each other, he pulls a sword and jams it between his teeth, then draws the other two and curls his arms up into a spiral over his back.]
108 Pound Cannon!
[the barrage of shots from the bandit ship get caught in a spiraling current of air thrown off from the three swords and slow to a stop in mid-air. Several fall straight down, but a couple get deflected back into the ship. Oh, was he supposed to not hit the bandit ship? Oops.
But now the ships are close enough that Zoro readies himself to board the enemy vessel.]
No sweat, I can jump that distance. If you're scared, stand back.
[It's probably actually a bit far for him to jump, but if anyone can give him a springboard - or even throw him - that would be even sweeter.]
Roronoa Zoro | One Piece | OTA
[The fool who shoved the "free sample" ring onto him made the usual mistake of thinking the wearer is right-handed. Most people seem to think that. Zoro, however, is left-handed, so when he flinches, he turns so that the only fingers available to stick a ring on are on his right hand.
So anyone who feels that ring's pull to locate a green-haired, left-handed swordsman with only one eye will find him even more grouchy than usual.]
Get off me! Geez, what's with the touchy-feely people around this place?
E
[Why aren't we out of the sewers yet? That would probably be 100% Zoro's fault. Every tunnel he turns down is the wrong one, he's backtracked on his own path at last three times, and he is the first to admit that it is not at all his fault. At all. Never. Nope. He couldn't possibly be the one who keeps getting completely, utterly lost. But does that mean the thickening sludge is due to his irritation, or that of the person with him who keeps getting blamed for not knowing the way out?]
I swear you wouldn't know your ass from your elbow without a diagram. It's this way! Water flows toward the sea, don't you know??
F
[Now this is more like it.
Zoro doesn't give two shits if he's on the side of the Enforcers, all he wants to do is tear shit up and this is the best opportunity afforded to him. As soon as the two airships come within range of each other, he pulls a sword and jams it between his teeth, then draws the other two and curls his arms up into a spiral over his back.]
108 Pound Cannon!
[the barrage of shots from the bandit ship get caught in a spiraling current of air thrown off from the three swords and slow to a stop in mid-air. Several fall straight down, but a couple get deflected back into the ship. Oh, was he supposed to not hit the bandit ship? Oops.
But now the ships are close enough that Zoro readies himself to board the enemy vessel.]
No sweat, I can jump that distance. If you're scared, stand back.
[It's probably actually a bit far for him to jump, but if anyone can give him a springboard - or even throw him - that would be even sweeter.]