[Wow, dead people humor. Dead gay ghost humor? He can kind of relate. Not to not having legs, but he's just not going to look down, that's fine.]

I'm a holy man who grew up in the church. What do ya think? [It's a toss up; it's not like he only ever did Bible study, but Bible study and wacky exorcism magic are as scientific as backwater farm towns got, in his experience.

So he has no idea what the hell any of this research is about.] Maybe someone else'll have a better time with all the gibberish.