I just saved the local fire department a job, that's all!

[HIS EXCUSE.... and he is sticking to it. Not that he isn't up for making themselves scarce right now.]

Besides, it isn't like this place isn't already advertising things ten shades of shady already.

[He'd been eyeballing that ad for a fight ring for a good minute in irritation, it's a small miracle he hadn't set the board on fire himself.

Though maybe that had a lot to do with the ad about beer sampling catching his eye moments after.]