[Oh you know what, two can play at that game. You're not the only one who has learned that wonderful southern passive-aggressive art, Tommy. Okay so maybe John usually prefers to just be outright aggressive, but he can be adaptable. He plasters on a big smile, and his accent might get just a tad stronger.]

Oh, I'm good, actually. Thanks so much for the tip though. I'll be sure to keep it in mind. Y'know, I have to ask. How're you getting along here? It must be so difficult for you to be all alone like this, without your slaves to do everything for you.