IC ANON MEME

[not_good_not_wicked]

No Eric, don't link that one mask. You know the one. The-



Goddammit. You had to go there.

This is the IN CHARACTER ANONYMOUS MEME

1. Leave a blank comment for your characters
2. Respond to other people's comments telling them what you think of them or asking them questions.
3. But do it, like, anonymously! Oooh!
4. I'll put up some general prompts too

Comments

Oz Vessalius

[tenyearslost]

[(Anonymous)]

He'll look like that Jack guy in ten years

Needs to buff up or dye his hair before that

[tenyearslost]

[Hahahaha, yeah, about that...]

Hey, I'm strong!!

[Look at those noodle arms! He totally punched his friend in the face one time!]

[(Anonymous)]

You're a featherweight is what you are

How about magenta? It'd match your eyes

[tenyearslost]

I'm not!! I can use a sword and a gun! [And a gigantic scythe, none of which have anything to do with his muscles?? Except maybe the sword...

And ??? What are you talking about, "stranger". Such simple color coordinations are lost on him.] ...my eyes are green?

[Well, okay, sometimes they're red but we don't talk about that.]

[(Anonymous)]

Right, it'd coordinate!

[tenyearslost]

[He'd look like a Christmas enthusiast.]

Isn't that stuff dangerous?

[(Anonymous)]

[ It's pinker, he'd look floral. ]

(｡´∀｀)ﾉ❁ If you can handle a gun then you can handle hair dye

[(Anonymous)]

jack's pretty handsome you know! (*~▽~) you've got good genes!

[tenyearslost]

[UGHHHH]

I guess I'm pretty lucky!

[Those genes sure are suspiciously strong...]

whoops

[(Anonymous)]

don't worry oz!! o((*^▽^*))o

you'll grow to be taller than me one day!

YOUR SECRET IS OUT

[tenyearslost]

I'm not worried!!

[HUFF HUFF just because his shoes have big heels]

[(Anonymous)]

just remember to eat your carrots! [ Not that carrots help, but w/e. ] oh!!! Oh! if you grew actual bunny ears, that could count towards your height! （。＞ω＜）。

[(Anonymous)]

he's an incredibly good person and not perverted at all unlike someone i know ρ(￣ﾍ￣ ﾒ)

[tenyearslost]

[Yeah! He's totally sweet and innocent. Completely. 100%.]

Perverts are the worst, aren't they? We should teach them how to fix their bad behavior!

[miraculo]

we really should ( ｰ̀εｰ́ )

but how?? i'd feel bad about burning books with perverted things in them. [ NEVER BURN BOOKS. ]

[tenyearslost]

[Oh, Sanae. You know not what you do.]

There's no need for that! We just need to show them better stories, so they won't read that stuff anymore! Like real love stories, don't you think?

[...A pause, like something has just occurred to him.] Say, Miss Sanae... how do you feel about writing?

[miraculo]

[ Waaaah, real love stories...! ] Eh? I'm, um... I'm... I don't really write much. I know how stories should go, but...! [ But don't ask her to pull out great metaphors from no where. ] Why do you ask?

[tenyearslost]

Well, I know a little bit about it... I bet if we work together we could write our own story. I couldn't do it without you, though! [Good god he sounds so earnest, he's really milking this 'cute and eager' thing.

Then, in a whisper--] I have an idea for the characters already, but it's a secret! You can't tell anyone, okay? Promise?

[unghosting]

I know exactly where the pudding went, brat.






[Kevin could try to be anon, but why bother...?]

[tenyearslost]

Are you sure you didn't eat it while you were caught up in your perverted books?

[There's a reason Oz isn't home right now, and it's because he's busy laughing like a maniac in public.]

[unghosting]

[YOU HAVE TO SLEEP SOMETIME.]

Look, there is no literature~ engaging enough to draw me away from my sweets completely and it can't have been the chickens.

[tenyearslost]

[GILBERT DOESN'T SO HE CAN STAY UP TOO.]

You hardly ever eat it anyway! At least I didn't take the chocolate cake.

[No comment on the strawberry.]

[unghosting]

[HE'S SNITCHING SO HARD WHEN GILBERT ARRIVES

HE WILL GIVE GILBERT A LIST OF CRIMES TO FUSS ABOUT]

Right, because you know if you did I'd break both your arms and leave you for the crows?

[tenyearslost]

[To which Gilbert will promptly inform him that it serves him right and Kevin will find out how much of a masochist he is, or something.]

Because I don't want any! I won't take it. [Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, Grumpy-nii.]